This. Is. Everything.

Made you look! This is NOT everything. Nothing is everything.

Stop trying to taunt me, internet people, with your headlines and comments that THIS is, in fact, the funniest thing on the internet, the most important comment I’ll ever read, the utmost online shutdown ever. It is not. None of them ever are, nor will they ever will be.

Yes, there are funny people on the internet. There are horrific trolls, and dumbest of dumb comments. But when you read someone’s personal blog and comment “this is everything,” really? I mean, really?

Click bait. Fake news. Call it whatever the hell you want. Yes, I believe you possibly snorted milk out of your nose when reading. I believe a tear or two fell from your eyeballs when you watched it. I believe you reacted strongly. I also believe you may react as strongly to something you see in two days.

Please, PLEASE, please, stop trying to convince me it’s the BEST, WORST, FUNNIEST EVER, EVERYTHING. It is, in fact, not.