Ugly Baby

Man, that’s an ugly baby!

Yeah, not something you hear too often. But if my baby is funny looking, will I know it? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a noise?

It doesn’t matter. He’s beautiful to me. And the cutest little boy anywhere we go. Yes, he’s got a big melon. But that button nose? Come on! Cutability rating? Off the charts. He doesn’t even look like an 80 year old man anymore.

Still, I wonder if if I’d recognize or be able to admit if he looked more funny than sweet. You’d tell me, right? Hold on, we’ll talk. Let me just put down this sharp object.